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Donald Trump vs Jacob Zuma: the bad vs the worst

In the context of South Africa’s president; how bad is Donald Trump? So we’ve found some famous quotes from the Presidents of the United States of America and South Africa that might help you decide.

Spoiler Alert: before we compare the two world leaders, we would like to show our all time favourites…
The President Of The United States of America: “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p**sy. You can do anything.” –Donald Trump in a 2005 interview with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush

The President of the Republic of South Africa: “God expects the ANC to rule this country because we are the only organisation which was blessed by pastors when it was formed. It is even blessed in Heaven. That is why we will rule until Jesus comes back. We should not allow anyone to govern our city [Cape Town] when we are ruling the country.”

If this 1 minute 29 second video shows how horrible Donald Trump is…
Imagine how much deeper we could dwell?

 JACOB ZUMA: President of the Republic of South Africa

DISCLAIMER: We cannot be held liable for the utter ridiculousness of such quotes. We can however guarantee that these quotes are no less ridiculous within the context which they were made…

“Even if you apply any kind of lotion and straighten your hair you will never be white.” – Jacob Zuma

“You have fewer rights because you are a minority. Absolutely, that’s how democracy works.” – Jacob Zuma

“Same sex marriage is a disgrace to the nation and to God. When I was growing up, ‘ungqingili’ [homosexuals in isiZulu] could not stand in front of me, I would knock him out.” – Jacob Zuma

Jacob Zuma’s views on Bob Mugabe “…The people love him. So how can we condemn him?”

The ANC vs the SA constitution according to Jacob Zuma: “The ANC is more important than the Constitution.” and “the Constitution is only there to regulate matters.”

His views on homosexuality: “Same sex marriage is a disgrace to the nation and to God. When I was growing up, ‘ungqingili’ — homosexuals in Zulu — could not stand in front of me, I would knock him out.”

Global disaster, a true classic when asked about HIV/Aids: “a shower would minimise the risk of contracting the disease.”

 

He also seems to believe SA is safer than it looks: “Our media, which is very open and report on really everything, tend to exaggerate the crime issue…This is why one gets the impression that we have much more crime than other countries.”

When Jacob Zuma was asked whether he is a crook: “Me? Well, I don’t know, I must go to a dictionary and learn what a crook is. I’ve never been a crook.”

Donald Trump: President of the United States of America

“I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me. Believe me. And I’ll build it very inexpensively. I’ll build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” (Campaign Launch 2015)

 

“I mean, we could say politically correct that look doesn’t matter, but the look obviously matters… like you wouldn’t have your job if you weren’t beautiful.” (The Strip View 2014)(Getty)

“That makes me smart.” –Donald Trump, responding to Hillary Clinton’s suggestion that he pays no federal income tax (Sept. 26, 2016)

“40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan… And now it’s the tallest.” –Donald Trump, bragging about his building following the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center in an interview with WWOR/UPN 9 News in New York (Sept. 11, 2001)

“I might lie to you like Hillary does all the time, but I’ll never lie to Giacomo, okay?” –Donald Trump, admitting to lying to voters while speaking at a rally in Connecticut, but saying he would not lie to an 18-year-old cancer patient in the audience, Giacomo Brancado (August 13, 2016)

“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?” –Donald Trump, reportedly asking a foreign policy adviser three times during a meeting why the U.S. couldn’t use its nuclear weapons stockpile,

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” (Esquire, 1991)

 

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” How To Get Rich (2004)

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

H/t: AZ Quotes and Fusion

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